Ligpigbell Rawstraggovteenflagken is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, selfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ligpigbell Rawstraggovteenflagken created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligpigbell Rawstraggovteenflagken, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ligpigbell Rawstraggovteenflagken, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ligpigbell Rawstraggovteenflagken's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Ligpigbell Rawstraggovteenflagken's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Ligpigbell Rawstraggovteenflagken in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect four gold sculptures of Ligpigbell Rawstraggovteenflagken on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about dark energy near dolphins while wearing violet trousers and balancing six lead spheres on your feet.