Shavgessgillid is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, weak
centipede.
Shavgessgillid created dark matter two million years ago.
If you believe in
Shavgessgillid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Shavgessgillid, she will send minions to preach to you.
Shavgessgillid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Shavgessgillid's Holy Commandments1. Never feed aubergines to nematodes while wearing scarves.
2. Shavgessgillid must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Shavgessgillid on top of all buildings.