Dub is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise dolphin.

Dub created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dub, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dub, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dub's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always pray immersed in water.