Pangdongil is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, boastful badger.

Pangdongil created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangdongil, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pangdongil, he will remove you from existence.

Pangdongil's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Pangdongil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Always help sick pigs.