Tannullboss is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, merciless grasshopper.

Tannullboss created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tannullboss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tannullboss, it will turn you into a puffin.

Tannullboss' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Tannullboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near ducks while wearing pink shorts and balancing nine carbon spheres on your legs.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Worship no other gods but Tannullboss.

4. Do not kill grasshopers.

5. Never run in holy places.