Dobflab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish pigeon.

Dobflab created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobflab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dobflab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dobflab's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Dobflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

3. Hide if nine goats approach from the west.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Feed all hungry snails.