Hubcundid is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, amazing mink.

Hubcundid created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubcundid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hubcundid, he will turn you into a goat.

Hubcundid's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hubcundid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never feed gooseberries to voles while wearing white stockings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.