Vidfedjen is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, calm chinchilla.

Vidfedjen created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidfedjen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vidfedjen, it will not invite you to parties.

Vidfedjen's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Vidfedjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near badgers while wearing cyan hats and balancing five silicon spheres on your back.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Vidfedjen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not take Vidfedjen's name in vain.

4. Never feed apples to doves while wearing white shirts.

5. Always help capybaras.