Kinfonweg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating snail.

Kinfonweg created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinfonweg, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kinfonweg, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Kinfonweg's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kinfonweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Put Kinfonweg first in all things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.