Zagkabflap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust hummingbird.

Zagkabflap created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagkabflap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagkabflap, he will cry a lot.

Zagkabflap's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Zagkabflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Never wear gray kilts.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.