Logbutfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, selfish armadillo.

Logbutfoss created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logbutfoss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Logbutfoss, she will make you grow a tail.

Logbutfoss' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Logbutfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.