Artsugxuclim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective mole.

Artsugxuclim created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Artsugxuclim, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Artsugxuclim, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Artsugxuclim's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Artsugxuclim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to mice while wearing skirts.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Artsugxuclim.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always look after injured voles.