Cengepbeploophinkimgar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, merciless salamander.

Cengepbeploophinkimgar created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cengepbeploophinkimgar, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cengepbeploophinkimgar, it will manifest in front of you.

Cengepbeploophinkimgar's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cengepbeploophinkimgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. You must pray to Cengepbeploophinkimgar eight times a day.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Cengepbeploophinkimgar in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not stand on grass.