Jamnigcet is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, capable
capybara.
Jamnigcet created bats eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jamnigcet, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Jamnigcet, it will make you grow a tail.
Jamnigcet's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Jamnigcet's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never eat rice.
4. Doves are not to be trusted.
5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Jamnigcet on top of all buildings.