Jatcimzig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest capybara.

Jatcimzig created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatcimzig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jatcimzig, it will turn you into a hamster.

Jatcimzig's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Jatcimzig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Jatcimzig loves hamsters, so they must be respected.