Nattikbassxemyokfebladnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous salamander.

Nattikbassxemyokfebladnurl created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nattikbassxemyokfebladnurl, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nattikbassxemyokfebladnurl, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nattikbassxemyokfebladnurl's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nattikbassxemyokfebladnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nattikbassxemyokfebladnurl on top of all buildings.

5. Never run in the presence of frogs.