Tinjadcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever pigeon.

Tinjadcuss created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Tinjadcuss, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tinjadcuss, she will be very unhappy.

Tinjadcuss' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tinjadcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.