Motgamtit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful whale.

Motgamtit created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Motgamtit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Motgamtit, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Motgamtit's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Motgamtit's Holy Commandments

1. Motgamtit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Feed all hungry goats.

4. Snails are not to be trusted.

5. Hide if four sheep approach from the west.