Flyapplarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, happy centipede.

Flyapplarn created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyapplarn, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flyapplarn, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flyapplarn's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Flyapplarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Flyapplarn in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not keep five doves in a large pit.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.