Kipsafloop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish alligator.

Kipsafloop created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipsafloop, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kipsafloop, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kipsafloop's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Kipsafloop's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.