Lunbeststip is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy
dog.
Lunbeststip created dark energy two years ago.
If you believe in
Lunbeststip, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Lunbeststip, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Lunbeststip's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Lunbeststip's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Always help manatees in need.
3. Hide from violet tapirs for they are unholy.
4. Never think about asteroids.
5. Always look after injured whales.