Gigcubhub is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind
ant.
Gigcubhub created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gigcubhub, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Gigcubhub, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Gigcubhub's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Gigcubhub's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Gigcubhub on top of all buildings.
3. Do not laugh in public.
4. Gigcubhub loves snails, so they must be respected.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gigcubhub.