Yatneghab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing shrew.

Yatneghab created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Yatneghab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yatneghab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yatneghab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yatneghab's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yatneghab.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Run away if five voles approach from the south.