Pancedhud is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing grasshopper.

Pancedhud created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pancedhud, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pancedhud, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pancedhud's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Pancedhud's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never feed lots of lentils to badgers while wearing turquoise coats.