Bogpandot is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, proud skunk.

Bogpandot created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogpandot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bogpandot, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bogpandot's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bogpandot's Holy Commandments

1. Bogpandot loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never hop near grasshopers.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.