Zodpadlik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing toad.

Zodpadlik created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zodpadlik, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zodpadlik, it will be mildly annoyed.

Zodpadlik's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Zodpadlik's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zodpadlik.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never feed lots of apples to geese while wearing cyan shirts.

5. Never write about black holes.