Larnlarpdap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind otter.

Larnlarpdap created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Larnlarpdap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Larnlarpdap, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Larnlarpdap's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Larnlarpdap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Larnlarpdap on top of important buildings.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not hurt great tits.