Pitsandgil is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, quiet hummingbird.

Pitsandgil created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitsandgil, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pitsandgil, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pitsandgil's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pitsandgil's Holy Commandments

1. Put Pitsandgil first in all things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Erect eight copper sculptures of Pitsandgil on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about rats.