Zedruttged is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent wolf.

Zedruttged created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedruttged, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedruttged, she will strike you with lightening.

Zedruttged's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Zedruttged's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Hide if six seals approach from the north.