Davarp is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional parrot.

Davarp created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davarp, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Davarp, he will turn you into a mole.

Davarp's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Davarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Davarp in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray immersed in water.