Hunmegvol is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable cobra.

Hunmegvol created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunmegvol, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hunmegvol, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Hunmegvol's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hunmegvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not take Hunmegvol's name in vain.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about spacetime near horses while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing nine lead spheres on your neck.