Bedkonlim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate meerkat.

Bedkonlim created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedkonlim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bedkonlim, it will send you a sign.

Bedkonlim's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bedkonlim's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Bedkonlim loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.