Artbothab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, dishonourable chicken.

Artbothab created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Artbothab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Artbothab, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Artbothab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Artbothab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. You must pray to Artbothab nine times a day.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Do not kill nematodes.