Cut is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, clever snake.

Cut created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cut, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cut's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near porpoises while wearing gray ear rings and balancing five silicon spheres on your chest.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. You must pray to Cut nine times a day.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.