Vadpin is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, wise raven.

Vadpin created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadpin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vadpin, she will turn you into a hamster.

Vadpin's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Vadpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about cell theory.