Mobsag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable zebra.

Mobsag created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobsag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mobsag, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Mobsag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Mobsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Mobsag loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Never laugh near otters.