Rulltonkvon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sapient eagle.

Rulltonkvon created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulltonkvon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rulltonkvon, it will think nothing of it.

Rulltonkvon's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Rulltonkvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never leap near snails.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about asteroids.