Mapnillzak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humane spider.

Mapnillzak created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapnillzak, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mapnillzak, she will make you grow a tail.

Mapnillzak's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Mapnillzak's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Mapnillzak must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always obey Mapnillzak's priests.

4. Never feed lots of limes to grasshopers while wearing white corsets.

5. Hide if four capybaras approach from the north.