Nilxuckbid is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, effective faun.

Nilxuckbid created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Nilxuckbid, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nilxuckbid, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nilxuckbid's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nilxuckbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not covet oxen.