Mathabfet is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unsympathetic elephant.

Mathabfet created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Mathabfet, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mathabfet, it will be very unhappy.

Mathabfet's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Mathabfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hide if eight aardvarks approach from the west.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never sit near voles.