Bidvogyarl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, cheerful deer.

Bidvogyarl created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidvogyarl, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bidvogyarl, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bidvogyarl's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bidvogyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never paint your arms white.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near frogs while wearing turquoise scarves.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.