Catjiglig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous alligator.

Catjiglig created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catjiglig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Catjiglig, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Catjiglig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Catjiglig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Catjiglig's name in vain.

2. You must pray to Catjiglig four times a day.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Catjiglig.

4. Put Catjiglig first in all things.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.