Pogbugnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome beaver.

Pogbugnurl created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogbugnurl, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pogbugnurl, he will turn you into a rock.

Pogbugnurl's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Pogbugnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of corn to mice while wearing black scarves.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.