Zagtimpang is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, blissful duck.

Zagtimpang created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagtimpang, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zagtimpang, it will turn you into a frog.

Zagtimpang's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Zagtimpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Zagtimpang on top of all buildings.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.