Rowfunlist is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, blissful ant.

Rowfunlist created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowfunlist, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowfunlist, he will throw large rocks at you.

Rowfunlist's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Rowfunlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Hide if nine squirrels approach from the west.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not keep six grasshopers in a large pit.