Rowfunlist is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, blissful
ant.
Rowfunlist created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rowfunlist, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rowfunlist, he will throw large rocks at you.
Rowfunlist's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Rowfunlist's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Hide if nine squirrels approach from the west.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Do not keep six grasshopers in a large pit.