Wotveenbughadnanrullgep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful hyena.

Wotveenbughadnanrullgep created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Wotveenbughadnanrullgep, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wotveenbughadnanrullgep, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wotveenbughadnanrullgep's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Wotveenbughadnanrullgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not make images of living things.