Legfonrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, pitiless walrus.

Legfonrag created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legfonrag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Legfonrag, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Legfonrag's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Legfonrag's Holy Commandments

1. Legfonrag loves rats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not take Legfonrag's name in vain.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always look after injured ducks.

5. Never think about spacetime.