Batbunsaf Libtamlun is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent slug.

Batbunsaf Libtamlun created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batbunsaf Libtamlun, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Batbunsaf Libtamlun, he will turn you into a plant.

Batbunsaf Libtamlun's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Batbunsaf Libtamlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Do not take Batbunsaf Libtamlun's name in vain.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.