Nuthathenzimhonbog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient hamster.

Nuthathenzimhonbog created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuthathenzimhonbog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nuthathenzimhonbog, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nuthathenzimhonbog's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nuthathenzimhonbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not take Nuthathenzimhonbog's name in vain.