Cemgodzakfemtifarpcanboss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating crane.

Cemgodzakfemtifarpcanboss created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cemgodzakfemtifarpcanboss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cemgodzakfemtifarpcanboss, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Cemgodzakfemtifarpcanboss' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cemgodzakfemtifarpcanboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Cemgodzakfemtifarpcanboss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Mice are not to be trusted.